Attention!

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. 

Some of the symptoms include: 
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. 
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,Jesus, into the heart component. 

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,Jesus will replace it with: 
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control 

Please see the operating manual, theB.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. 
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. 

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! 

- GOD 

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'! 

Because He Lives!

If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.Our Gospel for May 3,2011

John 14:6-14

Jesus said to Thomas, 

“I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
If you know me, then you will also know my Father.
From now on you do know him and have seen him.”
Philip said to him,
“Master, show us the Father, and that will be enough for us.”
Jesus said to him, 

“Have I been with you for so long a time and you still do not know me, Philip? Whoever has seen me has seen the Father.
How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’?
Do you not believe that I am in the Father and the Father is in me? The words that I speak to you I do not speak on my own. The Father who dwells in me is doing his works.

Believe me that I am in the Father and the Father is in me,
or else, believe because of the works themselves.
Amen, amen, I say to you,
whoever believes in me will do the works that I do, and will do greater ones than these, because I am going to the Father. 

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do,
so that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it.”

Kung hihingi kayo ng anumang bagay sa aking pangalan, gagawin ko iyon.

Juan 14: 6-14

⁶Sinabi ni Jesus sa kaniya: Ako ang Daan, ang Katotohanan at ang Buhay. Walang sinumang makakapunta sa Ama maliban sa pamamagitan ko. ⁷Kung ako ay kilala na ninyo, kilala na rin ninyo ang aking Ama. Mula ngayon ay kilala na ninyo siya at nakita na ninyo siya.
   
 ⁸Sinabi ni Felipe sa kaniya: Panginoon, ipakita mo sa amin ang Ama at iyon ay sapat na sa amin.
   
 ⁹Sinabi ni Jesus sa kaniya: Felipe, matagal nang panahon na ako ay kasama ninyo at hindi mo pa ako kilala? Ang nakakita sa akin ay nakakita na sa Ama. Bakit mo sinasabi: Ipakita mo sa amin ang Ama? ¹⁰Hindi ka ba sumasampalataya na ako ay nananahan sa Ama at ang Ama ay nananahan sa akin? Ang mga salitang sinasabi ko sa inyo ay hindi ko sinasabi sa ganang aking sarili. Ang Ama na nananahan sa akin, siya ang gumagawa ng mga gawain. ¹¹Sampalatayanan mo ako na ako ay sumasa Ama at ang Ama ay sumasa akin. Ngunit kung hindi, sumampalataya ka sa akin dahil sa mga gawa. ¹²Katotohanan, katotohanang sinasabi ko sa inyo: Siya na sumasampalataya sa akin ay gagawa rin ng mga gawang ginagawa ko. Higit na dakilang mga gawa kaysa sa mga ito ang gagawin niya sapagkat ako ay pupunta sa Ama. 

¹³Anuman ang inyong hingin sa pangalan ko, iyon ay gagawin ko upang maluwalhati ang Ama sa pamamagitan ng Anak. ¹⁴Kung hihingi kayo ng anumang bagay sa aking pangalan, gagawin ko iyon.